Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 20, 2011

Pass the Popcorn; Global Vampire Squid Edition

Goldman Sachs management expects to be served subpoenas soon from U.S. prosecutors looking for more data concerning the firm’s mortgage unit, the WSJ reports, citing people familiar with the matter.
And so it begins. The prosecutors will find someone to lean on, hard, and flip them. It should be pretty easy to do because, given that the prosecutors have this example to spread around to show the perils of trying to gut it out in court.

But I'll wait to break out the confetti until I see some of those big banksters being perp-walked on their way to a Federal rest home.

2 comments:

montag said...

The folks at Goldmine Sachs know what they did and with any other AG would be facing a tsunami of subpoenas. Sadly, AH Holder is too busy chasing medical marijuana users to waste time on GS. I hope somebody is keeping the orange jumpsuits cleaned and pressed in case an accident happens.

Anonymous said...

Word.