Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Ditch the Heels, Dr. Hunt

I didn't hold out much hope for Dana Delany's new series "Body of Proof". I don't know how many more "medical examiners/fashion plates with messy personal lives" characters that they can squeeze in on the air. But since television is more about copying a formula and tweaking it than it is about anything original, meh.

Jeri Ryan is also reprising the role of being the politically connected boss, which she did in some legal drama a few years back. (I'm too lazy tonight to even bother to Google it.)

But please, can the show just quit having Delany's character, Dr. Hunt, dressing as though she is going to dash off to lunch or for cocktails? Most of the time she is traipsing around homicide scenes while wearing a short dress and platform "fuck me" pumps with 5" heels. Last week, she walked across a lawn in those shoes and strode as though she was walking on concrete, without her heels sinking 3 inches into the turf.

I know that television shows often have barely a tangible connection to the real world, but crimus, does she have to dress like the Caprica Six in Baltar's head?

2 comments:

nunya said...

lol, hated her on Desperate Housewives

D. said...

According to the Patriarchy, a woman not wearing heels makes the Baby Penis cry. Or something.