Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 9, 2011

The Jewish Taliban

Yes, we Jews have our own religious nutbags.
A Hasidic newspaper got into the business of revisionist history Friday when it printed a Situation Room photo that was doctored to remove Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
Rather Stalinistic of them.
The photograph was released by the White House with the following imprimatur: “This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, e-mails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.”
Didn't even slow them down a whit. I don't know what inane religious rationale would support this bit of historical editing and I'm pretty sure that I don't really care. In a world of boneheaded religious moves, this one is fairly high on the charts.

The Daily News gave credit to a blogger for breaking this story.

6 comments:

Nangleator said...

There's a woman in the background that got clipped, as well.

My wife is furious. I told her not to date any hasidic jews.

BadTux said...

Unfortunately these ultra-orthodox jerks are wagging the tail that is Israel too. I've heard stories of women wearing what the ultra-orthodox consider to be "immodest dress" who've been spat upon and worse by the Jewish Taliban, though thankfully none of the acid-in-the-face that the real Taliban do in that case. Not to mention forcing women to sit at the back of the bus and harassing women who pray in a manner they don't agree with.

Organized religion. Bah, humbug. All it's ever been useful for is persecution, and women have certainly been one of the most heavily persecuted groups whenever organized religion gets a toehold in public life. Just look here in the U.S. where the American Taliban are trying their darndest to get abortion illegal again, and then are all set to go after birth control (because the sluts shouldn't be having sex if they don't want babies, y'know?).

- Badtux the Disgusted Penguin

Phil said...

Jaysus, the only two women in a historic picture.
I'll hold the asshole down and you you can kick that motherfucker in the balls until you can't stand up anymore.

Comrade Misfit said...

I think it is broader than religion. You can find extremists in any grouping. The Ayn Rand cultists versus pure communists, for example.

The problem with religion is that religions are belief-based ("fact-free") zones and those who believe the most tend to gravitate towards positions of authority. And the cults then form.

Gordon said...

Reminds me of a line from some forgotten movie:

"Hasidim - but I don't believe 'em."

Right-wingers are the same the world over. Retarded and dangerous.

BadTux said...

Retarded, dangerous, and anti-woman. Seems to go together when talking about right-wing extremists. Folks who let right-wing extremists run their country either are morons, or are dangerous themselves. Or both.

- Badtux the Observant Penguin
(word verification: "meaticab". I guess PETA is gonna complain now :).