Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 20, 2011

Comcast: A Toxic Mixture of Evil and Stupidity

See, there is this outfit called Real Grrls, which teaches young girls how to make movies, videos and animations. One of the staffers at Reel Grrls tweeted this about FCC Commissioner Baker voting for the NBC-Comcast merger and then going to work for Comcast:
OMG! @FCC Commissioner Baker voted 2 approve Comcast/NBC merger & is now lving FCC for A JOB AT COMCAST?!?
Well, that didn't go over too well with one of the muckety-mucks at ComBastards, because they were going to give Reel Grrls $18,000. So some vice preznit at Comcast wrote them a pissy letter and wrote, in essence: "You are being so mean to us! You hurt our feelings! We're not going to give you a donation, so there!!"

Of course, news of that bitchy letter got out, circling the Internet and now making its way into print. And since punishing a bunch of young girls makes Comcast look like a bunch of abject douchebags, they are trying to walk that letter back.

I'd call Comcast "a bunch of evil swine", except that I'd probably be sued for defamation by the Evil Swine Association.

(H/T)

1 comment:

Chuck Pergiel said...

Don't you just hate it when the Evil Swine Association sues?