Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Frothy Speaks!

Former Sen. Rick Santorum said Tuesday that Sen. John McCain, who spent 5 1/2 years enduring brutal treatment at the hands of his North Vietnamese captors, doesn't know how effective waterboarding and other harsh interrogation techniques can be.
John McCain and his prisonmates suffered from every form of torture that the North Vietnamese and Cubans (no doubt with assistance from the Chinese and the Russians) could deal out. The POWs were tortured for information and for false confessions. One POW, in an interview filed for the North Vietnamese, blinked "torture" in Morse Code.

I submit that John McCain is well qualified to speak on the issue of the use of torture in interrogation, as opposed to Frothy, who probably gleaned all of his so-called knowledge of the use of torture from watching episodes of "24".

Beyond that, if Frothy has ever worn a uniform, other than maybe that of a Boy Scout, it's news to me.
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‡ "Frothy", because "Santorum" has been defined as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."

3 comments:

BadTux said...

I call him "Man-on-dog", because of his fascination with man-on-dog sex, which he brings up every time he talks about homosexuality. What kind of person obsesses about man-on-dog sex? Combine that with the frothy thing and the image that comes to mind is.... ick. Just ick. Even a pit bull deserves better than that :(.

- Badtux the Icked-out Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

I just went over to your blog and saw that you made pretty much the same points last night. So we're in violent agreement.

I do think, however, that "Frothy" is a better nickname for him.

montag said...

Sadly "pure, blind stupidity" is not a crime so people like the Frothy One are allowed to ruin a perfectly good day whenever they choose.