Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, May 30, 2011

"9-11 Taught Me That (Insert Current Hot Wingnut Issue Here)"

Mister 9-11 is toying with throwing his ginormous ego into the presidential race.
Posted by on or about 07:42
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1 comment:

BadTux said...

Well why not? Look at the rest of the clown parade that is the Republican lineup. Mr. Noun Verb 9/11 is hardly out of place amongst the creepy magic undies wearer, snowbilly grifter, man-on-dog obsessor, and so forth that are currently cluttering the GOP race, none of whom have any hope at all of getting significant votes in the final election unless Obama is found in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

- Badtux the "Call in the clowns!" Penguin

5/30/2011 4:25 PM

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