Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Mayors Against All Guns

They are not against "illegal guns", they are against all guns. For if they were against only illegal guns, then why would Mayor Mumbles Menino care whether or not Wal-Mart resumed selling rifles and shotguns.

Note, that's rifles and shotguns, not handguns. Wal-Mart only sells handguns in Alaska. So ol' Mumbles is apparently quavering in fear from those terroristic .30-30s.

Note also that mayors are in favor of guns, at least those in their protective details. Maybe that's why outgoing Chicago Mayor Daley wants to keep his. Poor Widdle King Richie the 2nd hasn't driven a car in 30 years, and he's not about to start now.

Fucker can go hire himself a chauffeur.

(H/T1, H/T2)

1 comment:

Eck! said...

That because the gun grabbers would not know the truth if it bit them on the nose.
They live in a fantasy land where unicorns poop gumdrops.

As to Mumbles, his city is the most restrictive in the state and the state has an assault weapons ban. All told the next step is outright ban with confiscation and since we have registration in MA for all firearms they know where the Law Abiding ones are. The criminals don't register or even acknowledge licenses at all. Since we don't lock them up the rest is easy for those that can think about things other than unicorns and gum drops.

Oddly the MAIG has a the highest proportion of convicted criminals in it's membership. Guess then know more about crime than us lowly peons.

Eck!