Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Wait, What??

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4 comments:

Unknown said...

...and how many pop culture icons can one eviscerate in three minutes and 17 seconds?

Out of left field, but awesome. Thanks!

5/21/2011 10:54 AM
Anonymous said...

First piece of rap I've ever enjoyed . . .

5/21/2011 3:08 PM
Chuck Pergiel said...

I think I must be old. None of it made any sense at all.

The crows nest looks like it is made out of galvanized steel.

I like Puppetmastaz "Mephistopheles" better. I don't know if it makes any more sense.

5/21/2011 5:56 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Charles, you haven't seen "Scarface" or "Forrest Gump"?

5/22/2011 1:31 PM

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