Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 2, 2011

When the Levee Blows

The Army Corps of Engineers is going to blow up a levee along the Mississippi River. They're going to do it tonight. Missouri sued to stop the demolition, but lost.

The river has reached a new record for flood stage height. The Corps is going to blow up the levee to try to save Cairo, IL. The flooding will flood over 200 square miles of Missouri farmland.

3 comments:

Phil said...

I was going to leave a smart assed comment but the irony just shut my mouth.

Frank W. James said...

You can't imagine the misery this has created. And the irony really is Cairo, Illinois may STILL get flooded.

Falls right into that old Vietnam "We had to destroy the village to save it" type of mentality.

Idiots...

All The Best,
Frank W. James

Comrade Misfit said...

Frank, I kind of can. I have friends who have family there.