Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 6, 2011

Morons Are All Around Us; Pundit Edition

It's hard to turn on a national news program and not see a story that President Obama's poll numbers have jumped on both the overall question of "how's he doing" and "how's the Afghan War going." The reporters talking about this and the editors approving the pieces are imbeciles who have no functional sense of history.

Turn on the Wayback Machine, Sherman, and set the dial to 1991. Coalition forces, acting by authority granted by the UN Security Council, had thrown the Iraqi Army out of Kuwait. The loss of life of the Coalition's troops was very low. President George H. W. Bush had an overall approval rating of 91%. The following year, in a three-way contest, he would lose his bid to be re-elected.

What the President's poll numbers are now, following the killing of Osama bin Laden, are meaningless. So are the reporters jawing on the air about them.

1 comment:

montag said...

One big difference for Obama is that the Great Sucking Sound for him is the entire Republican candidate lineup.