Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Monday, May 2, 2011

The Donald's Reaction to the Death of Bin Ladin

"Where is bin Ladin's long form death certificate? Show us the death certificate!"

Not original to me, no idea who first wrote it. But I am claiming credit for this: We will now see the "Deathers" screaming that it was all a fake.

That the President did the job that he did at the Correspondents' Dinner is even more remarkable given that the final steps were being taken to executing the mission against bin Ladin.

(H/T)

UPDATE: The Deathers are already going on about this.

1 comment:

Mule Breath said...

The Donald might be a bit miffed because his show The Apprentice got preempted for Obama's announcment.