Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Switching to Geico and Losing Money

According to Jon Stewart, that is the kind of people the Democrats in Congress are. The Republicans are countering the arguments of Democrats with smoke and bullshit and, as Stewart points out, the Democrats are buying it.

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Goddamn their eyes, I hate the Democrats. They are among the most incompetent and inept group of fucks ever assembled. If the Senate Democrats were selling computerized cars, they would be trying to persuade everyone to buy Yugos running Windows Vista. If the GOP had sixty senators and a majority in the House, the GOP would be passing bills to repeal the minimum wage, child labor laws, to permit the FBI to summarily execute people and they would be passing it over President Obama's veto, because there would be enough spineless Democrats going along with them.

(Of course, I despise the GOP, so don't be counting on me to vote for them.)
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J. said...

Greatest mystery to me, why the Dems still live by the rule "I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat." Must be why I've always been an independent while voting Dem.

I haven't watched the Daily Show yet, it's on tape, so I am resisting playing the clip.

10/01/2009 2:18 PM

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