Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Being Raped is a Pre-Existing Condition

At least to health insurance companies. So is being beaten by your husband or boyfriend.

It is getting harder and harder for me to not see the people running the health insurance companies, let alone those who work for the industry's trade groups, such as "America's Health Insurance Plans", or those who lobby on their behalf, as anything other than despicable lumps of sentient slime. Calling them "vultures" would be an insult to carrion-feeders.

(After all, there are 30 GOP Senators who are pro-gang rape, so none of this should be too surprising.)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

And calling them despicable lumps of sentient slime might be an insult to slime, but what can you do? There is just no words adequate to describe how disgusting these "people" are. And we're supposed to feel sorry that they won't be allowed to make as much profit under healthcare reform? Oh wah!

- Badtux the Healthcare Penguin