Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 24, 2009

WOWA

I'm not a big fan of Al Roker, he strikes me as being 98% clown and 2% weatherman. And I was really pre-loaded to tee off on "Wake Up With Al", his gig on the Weather Channel.

But, nah. At least when I tune in to see the "Local on the 8s", the music is much better on his show than the usual elevator-grade crap the Weather Channel normally uses for that feature.

(By the way, is it a rule at the Weather Channel that most of the white women have to be blondes, whether real or synthetic? I occasionally see a woman with auburn hair, but no brunettes.)
Posted by on or about 07:30

2 comments:

Phil said...

What? No red heads?

Tsk.

10/25/2009 4:48 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

No carrot tops. Dark auburn is as close as they come.

10/25/2009 6:06 PM

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