Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 5, 2009

Criminal News

First off, these are the people who are supporting Roman ("It's Cool to Drug and Rape a Child") Polanski. Up to you, but I'd be disinclined to let them within a mile of any child that I was responsible for. (H/T)

Second, the lawyer for the alleged blackmailer of David Letterman is trotting out the Stupidity Defense: It cannot be blackmail because no blackmailer would be stupid enough to take a check.

Two comments on that: First off, criminals are largely stupid people. If most of them had any brains, they wouldn't be criminals. Second off, if you're going to try and float the "he took a check, fer Crissakes" line, you then have to posit a reason as to why Letterman would have wanted to pay this guy two million smackers.

2 comments:

Sarah said...

No surprise to see Woody Allen's name at the top of that list. I've heard grumbling about one of aviation's hollywood friends, Harrison Ford also being rather supportive. Ford's name is not on the list though.

I can understand forgiveness 30 years after an offense if Polanski had not run, evading justice all this time. At this point, it seems the attitude is to minimize the offense and shrug it off. This is not acceptable. He should stand trial somehow.

Comrade Misfit said...

The Creep pled guilty to statutory rape. The only trials he has coming to him are on the Federal and California charges of fleeing.