Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Where the Fuck Were These Guys When George W. Bush Was Treating the Constitution Like a Sheet of Toilet Paper?

Searches without warrants. Arrests and detentions without probable cause. Misuse of the material witness statutes. Wiretapping everybody. Vacuuming everyone's e-mail. Putting people on no-fly lists because they dissented from the Iraq War. Massive detentions of peaceful protesters. Brutality. Torture. Arresting people because they wore the wrong t-shirt.

None of that, absolutely none of that, bothered the "Oath Keepers". All of those guys couldn't have been happier at everything that the Bush Administration did.

They were silent as church mice.

But now, oh now, let some Democrat become president and these guys are coming out of the fucking woodwork because all of a sudden, they are so concerned about the Constitution.

I call "bullshit."

2 comments:

montag said...

We might have seen them if W had been of the colored persuasion.

Comrade Misfit said...

That is, I fear, exactly correct.