Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, October 30, 2009

A Stalker's Paradise

Best Buy, which is selling a great tool for stalking (or painting) people. As in this definition of "painting".

Oh sure, Best Buy will earnestly claim that this gizmo is designed to be used by concerned parents, not by vengeful ex-lovers or ex-husbands or stalkers. They'll be shocked and horrified if a stalker uses this thing to track and kill someone.

But we know better, don't we?
Posted by on or about 15:35

1 comment:

SkinnyDennis said...

What if I poked one into a turd and flushed it... oh wait, I'm on a septic system.

10/30/2009 7:01 PM

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