Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 26, 2009

HK. Because You Suck. And We Hate You.

Two years since the original post, the fun continues.

There is a basic reason why one should probably consider lower-end pistols for carry purposes: If you ever have to shoot somebody with one, the gun will be history. No matter how righteous the shooting is, the cops will take it for evidence. If you cap someone with a $3,000 custom 1911, you can pretty much count on it disappearing from the police property room by the time the investigation ends. You'll probably get a cheap-ass Taurus back, though.

Whichever you choose to carry, make sure it works. And carry it with you! A cheap little gun is better than no gun at all.

1 comment:

deadstick said...

That happened to me with an early model .22 Mag Single Six, recovered after it was burgled from me. They stalled for three years, then the city created an ombudsman position and she confronted them.

"Accidentally destroyed." Right....

But I did get them to pay up.