Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 5, 2009

The Charge: Running an Illegal Bake Sale

At least in the NYC school system.

Kids may be fat for a lot of reasons[1], but bake sales were not one of the reasons. This is more along the lines of a bunch of thin-mouthed busybody bureaucrats trying to show that they are doing something.

Which is what educational administrators typically are. I'm surprised that they are not enacting a "no-tolerance" policy (edu-speak for "no brains required") calling for immediate flogging of any miscreants. This has the fingerprints of Mayor Michael "Nobody Is Going to Have Any Fun on My Watch" Bloomberg all over it.

Maybe he is hoping to distract New Yorkers from being pissed off at him for repealing term limits. Two successive citywide referendums wrote term limits into law, but ol' Billionaire Mike doesn't feel as though rules should apply to him[2], so he got it repealed by the City Council.

[1] Lack of exercise, for one. Chemical exposure in utero may be another reason.
[2] Lenora Helmsley took the same attitude that the rules didn't apply to her. She went to prison for it.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

The SFPD could have shut down any number of illegal bake sales yesterday in Golden Gate Park. Of course those bake sales were illegal for a slightly different reason because the brownies and cookies were special (wink wink!). I am astounded at the notion that running a school bake sale could be illegal, sounds as ridiculous as outlawing smoking outdoors in a public park (which is also the case in the Golden Gate Park, and again, utterly ignored by the SFPD -- yesterday there was any number of aging hippies with roaches clipped to their ears or actively puffing, and even a street vendor selling bongs, all ignored by the SFPD cops who were standing around looking officious).

So does Bloomberg think he can really buy himself another term despite everybody being pissed at him? Huh. Democracy. It'd be a good idea :-(.

- Badtux the Bake Sale Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

Bloomberg is trying. He is outspending his opponent by about 10 to 1. I'm sort of hoping that it will be the most expensive shellacking in history, at least since Giuliani spend $50 million to win a single delegate.

A month to go...