Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 8, 2009

The Dumbest Person On the Planet

I've not been following Olbermann for awhile, but I was told about this one. He does make a pretty good case that Glenn Beck is truly stupid:

Posted by on or about 07:12

2 comments:

Sarah said...

Pretty funny. It's not clear, though, whether or not the stupidity or it's just more broadcasting of misinformation and lies. Turn and twist words enough and you may do it automatically when reading words. Wait, that's stupid.

Mr. Beck constantly sets new low standards and consistently goes beyond them.

10/08/2009 7:08 PM
montag said...

"No one in this world, so far as I know_and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me_has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people." H L Mencken,

And Glen Beck is using that pearl of wisdom to make a fortune.

10/08/2009 7:45 PM

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