Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 23, 2009

RIP, Soupy

Soupy Sales has died. He was 83.

5 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Oh, no.
I loved Soupy Sales. He was part of my family's bonding ritual.
Everyone in my house loved him except for my mother, who thought he was a jackass.
So sad to hear of his departure.

One Fly said...

He always made me laugh because he was truly funny.

BobG said...

Used to watch him every day at lunch.

Comrade Misfit said...

There are a ton of clips on YouTube from the original shows.

montag said...

It is a measure of his life that I have seen the largest number yet, of blogs marking his passing. I hope he teaches St Peter how to get them with a pie before he lets people through the gates.