Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Defending the Honor of Neanderthals

If Neanderthals were still around, they would be taking considerable offense at being compared to Republicans. This blog post explains why. (H/T)

Meanwhile, some of the true knuckle-draggers are planning to engage in their favorite pastime: book burning and, believe it or not, Texas has Dental Cops.

1 comment:

Mule Breath said...

Since part of my job involves aiding law enforcement investigating healthcare fraud, I completely understand the need for the dental police... and since podiatriac insurance, medicare and medicaid fraud is one of the top categories of healthcare fraud, I can understand why "the foot doctors" would want sworn officers on their board.

Healthcare fraud is a huge drain on the system, so I understand why the various regulatory boards and agencies desire trained investigators with law enforcement backgrounds.