Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, October 5, 2009

One Big-Assed Bomb

The Massive Ordnance Penetrator. It weighs 15 tons and is likely the heaviest conventional weapon ever made.

The heaviest US bomb was the Mk-17 and Mk-24 nuclear gravity bombs, which had a yield in the range of 10-15 megatons. Presumably, only B-36s could carry them, as the bombs were retired at the same time as the B-36s were sent to the scrapyard.

(H/T)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

B-52's have the weight capacity to haul a 20 ton bomb, but probably not the volume. The heaviest bombs the B-52 has hauled was the 8 ton MK-21. Whether the MOP could be hauled by a B-52 or not probably depends on whether it will physically fit through a B-52's bomb bay doors. If not, we're talking about going back to WWI bombing tactics and shoving it out the back end of a C-5 or something, which actually works reasonably well with a GPS-guided bomb dropped from altitude since then the bomb can guide itself on target as long as you're in the general area it needs to go. Just a case where smart bombs can cope with having dumber bombers :). Needless to say you would not do this over contested airspace...

- Badtux the Flightless Penguin