Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 11, 2009

A Sure Indicator that Harry Reid is Doing a Suck-Ass Job as Senate Majority Leader

When was the last time that you heard a Republican pundit or politician say anything bad Senator Reid? I personally can't recall the last time I heard or read anything bad about Reid from a Republican (other then the ones in Nevada who want his seat).

Harry "Roll Me Over" Reid is the GOP's dream majority leader. As a political steamroller, this is Harry Reid:

But the GOP hates Nancy Pelosi, for she is like this:
Pelosi gets shit done. Reid flaps his jaws and waves his hands in frustration and general impotence. Reid couldn't scare a two-year old by jumping out of a closet at 4AM.

No wonder the GOP loves Harry Reid.
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2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I think the GOP likes Reid because he buys his panties at the same store where they get theirs.

10/12/2009 9:46 AM
Ruckus said...

I love the sound of a good laugh in the morning.

10/13/2009 3:09 PM

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