Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Caturday, the Usual Suspects (Plus One)

Gracie and Jake are waiting for food. Gracie wants her kibble. Jake wants me to scrape up the wet food in the dishes and mound it up so it is easier for him to eat.


George is inspecting the crap that I brought home from work. I had my laptop today as I had to work on a bunch of papers spread out over a conference room table.


There can never be too many photos of Gracie on the Internets.


This is a praying mantis that was perched on a friend's mailbox. It wasn't exactly camouflaged up there, I have no idea what it was doing there (beyond the obvious).


When I was a teenager, I was pulled over while driving the family car. My brother had left a screwdriver on the floor in front of the passenger's seat; it was a long, flat-bladed screwdriver. The cop asked me: "What is that screwdriver doing there?" I looked at the screwdriver for a few seconds and then announced: "It doesn't seem to be doing anything at the moment."

I'm surprised that I didn't get a ticket.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What a beautiful group of kittehs, meow!