Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Caturday!

I have more photos of Gracie than of any other cat. She is very photogenic and she usually cooperates. Her bed once belonged to Teddy, until he died. The other cats use it, as well, but is is primarily Gracie's bed, now.


Jake in a pensive mood.

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3 comments:

One Fly said...

Ms. Misfit -could you swing by and see if you might have the answer?
Thanks,
One Fly

10/17/2009 9:35 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

One Fly, I tried, but the comment thing wouldn't let me post anything.

10/17/2009 2:30 PM
PhysioProf said...

I love when cats get that contemplative look on their faces! You know they're thinking: "If only I had opposable thumbs and could talk, I'd rule the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD!"

10/17/2009 6:44 PM

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