Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Why Is It That; Beruit Edition

Why is it that nobody ever accused Ronald Reagan of "showing weakness in the face of terrorism" or "being a surrender monkey" or "being a cut-and-runner" when, after a Hezbollah suicide bomber killed over 200 Marines, he ended American military involvement in Lebanon a few months later?

2 comments:

Justin Buist said...

I have no idea, but Republicans sure did laugh at Ron Paul for suggesting similar ideas with regards to our involvement in the Middle East.

BadTux said...

Well, Ronald Reagan did bring in a battleship and carrier group and pound some random darkies in retaliation. I guess that's all the Repubs care about -- that sufficient darkies have been killed in retaliation, nevermind whether they had anything to do with the action against Americans.

None (zero) of the Taliban fighters we're going against in Afghanistan have ever attacked America, and none of them ever will. Same deal in Iraq. So we're killing them... uhm... why? Hell if I know. But we have to keep killing them in retaliation for al Qaeda's attack on 9/11/2001? Bwahaha!