Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, October 5, 2009

Thoughts on TEOTWAWKI

Or "the end of the world as we know it." I've known some people who are sort of preparing for that. I think it is futile. Short-term breakdown of society after a natural disaster, on the order of a few weeks, is survivable with some preparation. Even medium-term, over a number of months, is doable. But a complete irreversible breakdown is not. This is why:

First off, everything you have becomes irreplaceable. If you cannot grow it or make it out of locally-obtainable raw materials, it becomes a zero-sum item and, therefore, priceless. Salt, sugar, flour, sewing needles and thread, toilet paper, canned food, band-aids, kerosene, pencils, ammunition, the list goes on and on. Everything electronic will be worthless in short order, anyway, as batteries give out. Think of nails, those things that you can buy cheaply in a five-pound box at a hardware store. In colonial days, if you were building a new house, it was common practice to burn the old one to ashes in order to recover the iron nails. Wood was available locally, nails had to be imported.

Second, if you were to try and grow your own food, you would have to plant everything by hand, weed by hand, harvest by hand, and store it from predation. You can forget about using horses, most of them will be eaten and even if you have one, you probably do not have the harnesses and equipment necessary to plow a field with a horse. You don't have the hand scythes necessary to cut the acres of grass to make hay so the horse won't starve between October and April.

If you live in a rural area, you might have a chance. You might have a horse and some old equipment to use. But do you have the parts to fix the plow, do you have the leather to make new harnesses, and so on? Do you have the skills to do that? In the suburbs and the cities, forget it.

Don't get cut. Life will be harder and dirtier and that means that even a small cut can easily become a fatal infection. (One of the reasons why people wore so many clothes prior to the 20th Century was for protection against cuts and abrasions.) A pair of ill-fitting shoes can kill you. Leather gloves are your friends.

A word on weapons: The most useless weapon will be a centerfire rifle. Rifles require that they be within arm's reach at all times to be useful and few people will do that. If you need to defend yourself, you cannot count on any advance warning-- if the weapon is not at hand, it might as well be on the far side of the world. Second, firing a centerfire rifle announces to everyone within a radius of two miles or so that there may be be something worth trying to take.

A pistol will be your friend. In a short or medium term scenario, count on the rule of law being reimposed, people may be held accountable for their actions and quite possibly by a harsh form of justice. If you do things such as shoot people at long range without damn good justification, you might end up stretching a rope with your neck.

A lot of stuff out there about survivalism is somewhere in between fiction, fantasy, and the ravings of insanely paranoid people. Use your brains, think it out.

4 comments:

deadstick said...

"Wood was available locally, nails had to be imported"

On Captain Cook's visits to Hawaii, his sailors quickly learned that one or two nails would get you laid. He had the hardest time keeping his ships and equipment in shape...

azurevirus said...

good post!

zdogk9 said...

very good post. My great great grandfather died of a splinter in his thumb.

BadTux said...

Practical survivalist Dean Ing had the best advice, utterly ignored by "survivalists". His advice: Move to a modest sized small town (one large enough to have a real police force or which is the county seat so the Sheriff's department is headquartered there) with a National Guard armory nearby, join the Chamber of Commerce, and become a pillar of the community. When the shit hits the fan you'll then have the full resources of the police department to defend your home and community, access to the National Guard for further assistance plus plenty of volunteers to use any NG equipment where the assigned Guardsmen aren't nearby, and the full resources of the community behind you. The goal is to preserve a bubble of civilization that hopefully can work together to re-discover those things needed to survive as a community, *not* to try to live alone forever outside of civilization.

But of course that requires social skills and business skills, neither of which are very common in the survivalist set where taking baths is viewed with horror, shaving is a "what's that?", snarling at people is typical interaction, and the ins and outs of running a business are viewed with utter disdain.

BTW, soap and water and clean bandages do 99% of the job of preventing infection of wounds. Compare death rates from infection during WWI with death rates from infection during the American Civil War. They're 95% lower, not because of antibiotics (there were none during WWI), but because doctors had learned that cleaning out wounds via debridement then with soap and water and then bandaging them with clean steam-sterilized bandages prevented most infections. WWI was the first war ever in which more soldiers died of wounds rather than of infections caused by wounds. Antibiotics save that 5% that simple debridement and cleaning of wounds don't save, but point is that high technology is not a requirement to prevent most deaths caused by wound infections.

- Badtux the Civilization Penguin