Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Self-Important Douchebags: Junior Il Duce Edition

Rudy Giuliani gets security at Yankee Stadium to kick two people out of their rightful seats so the Little Tyrant and his wife (third? fifth? I've lost track) could sit closer to the dugout.

"Self-important gasbag" doesn't begin to cover the territory.

(For those who are light on their history, this was Il Duce, Sr.)

(H/T)

3 comments:

montag said...

I guess Il Douchebag won't be running again if he pulls stunts like that or maybe I should say he won't be elected.

Comrade Misfit said...

Il Douchebag is contemplating running either for Senator from or Governor of NY next year.

Comrade Misfit said...

(Oh, and I am so stealing "Il Douchebag".)