Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Men Who Stare at Goats

That movie had better have a shitload of good comments before I would consider going to it. George Clooney has been in two of the three biggest stinkers that I have ever seen,[1] and they were sort of purported to be funny.

[1]"Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" and "Burn After Reading." The third is "the English Patient." A close fourth was "the Cell."

3 comments:

Sarah said...

I agree they were both smelly pictures. Everyone has off days though, Coen brothers 2x.

I'll go see Clooney in almost anything he appears in though. He's done a log of good stuff. And, yes, part of me still thinks he's dreamy... and that voice... what can I say. He's not burned off the goodwill from "Michael Clayton", "The Good Gernam", "Three Kings", "O Brother, Wherefore Art Thou" and "Goodnight & Good luck".

Not to mention "Return of the Killer Tomatoes".

Comrade Misfit said...

I did like "Syriana" and "the Peacemaker", but the latter would have been far more sucky without the steam train in the beginning. And I loved the shot of the An-2 later on.

Anonymous said...

Now, see, this household did find "Burn After Reading" pretty amusing. But, maybe that is because having worked in military intel...the rampant idiocy was like recalling summer camp or something!