Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

In Vegas? Might Want to Avoid the Vinter's Grill

Unless your idea of fun is to sit at a table and wait over a half an hour for your server to bring your drink order and to ask what you want to order for dinner. I say "over a half an hour" because that is how long this writer sat there, waiting, before her party gave up and went somewhere else to eat.

(Oh, and Cycles & More still sucks.)

3 comments:

deadstick said...

The ones that piss me off are the places that advertise prime rib at a really good price...and just ran out.

Bridget Magnus said...

Thanks kindly for the link! Ping me if you come to Vegas.

Comrade Misfit said...

Bridget, if other bloggers mention your post and link to it, your post could be the first thing to pop up in a search for that place.

(Haven't been to Vegas since `88, though, so you're pretty safe. :) )