Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Data Storage, Morons and Our Police State

The police departments are joining up to create a nationwide database to spy on everyone. I submit that anyone who thinks that this is just something that is going to be used to track criminals alone had better get a plexiglas window put in their abdomen so they can see where they are going.

Second, I submit that anyone who is keeping their business records or personal records in a computer not under their physical control and who thinks that their records are safe from being rifled through by the government is seriously on drugs. The companies that offer that service will hand over your records without a thought to any government agent who shows up with a nice letter on official stationary.

2 comments:

fjb said...

LOL! Someone suggested I should try Microsoft's new SkyDrive instead of using my trusty external hard drive to store my files on. Oh, I think not.;)

Anonymous said...

There's something so comforting about a police state, though.....