Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Impeachment

The GOP in New York wants to impeach Spitzer for purchasing sex.

OK, I can support that, but on one provisio: That we also impeach George Bush and Richard Cheney for crimes against humanity, started a needless war, and willful and flagrant violations of the Constitution and Federal law.

On the one hand: Eliot Spitzer-- paid for sex with his own money.

On the other hand- George Bush and Richard Cheney- violated Federal law on wiretapping and torture, violated international law on torture, aggression and committed crimes against humanity.

I think there is a slight difference in the scales and severity of the offenses.

But let's impeach them all!

1 comment:

Jim said...

And they are fighting that war with MY MONEY !