Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, March 28, 2008

Caffeine Fiend?

The Caffeine Click Test - How Caffeinated Are You?

OK, I'll `fess up. I have an IBM laptop with two sets of mouse buttons, one for the pointing stick gizmo, one for the touch pad. So, ahem, I sort of doubled up on the test.


Distributorcap said...

doesnt the coffee sometimes end up all over the keyboard --- i am notorious fo that

Comrade Misfit said...

I did that once with a can of diet soda and my first laptop. Ever since then, I have been pretty careful about that.

At work, I have a spill-resistant keyboard...