Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

More Bush Administration Corruption

HUD Secretary Alphonso Jackson demanded that Philadelphia Housing Authority Director Carl R. Greene turn over a vacant lot, worth about $2 million, to a man named Kenny Gamble. By the sheerest of coincidences, Gamble just happens to be a friend of Jackson's.

Greene refused.

So Jackson has his underlings strip $50 million in Federal funds to the Philadelphia Housing Authority. His henchmen, Orlando J. Cabrera and Kim Kendrick, both assistant secretaries in charge of making sure that Jackson's buddies got rich, were stupid enough to discuss this in e-mails.

Right now this is a matter in civil litigation. But if the Justice Department has time to go after Eliot Spitzer for getting laid, you'd think that they might find time to look at throwing some of these corrupt jerks into the adjoining cells.

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