Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Caturday

I'm calling it Caturday on account of I've about reached my limit for today as far as dealing with other people's shit.

Posted by on or about 20:01
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Cats just love to get right the fuck inside bags and boxes. That shit makes me laugh my fucking ass off!

You know what's totally fucking hilarious? When they go head first into a small bag, with their fat ass and long tail hanging right the fuck out the opening, but they think they're hidden.

By breeding housecats to be cute and friendly to human beings, we turned them into clueless fuckwits.

"Yo, cat! When you paw at the floor next to your food bowl, you're not burying the fucking food, ok? And anyway, there's no one in this house who wants to steal that nasty shit from you, so you don't need to hide it."

3/28/2008 4:15 PM

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