Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

There Will Be War, Yet Again

So now it seems that the real reason that Lord Voldemort (Cheney) is going to the Middle East is to drum up support for yet another war.

For Admiral Fallon is resigning as Commander of Central Command.

Whether he resigned in protest of the upcoming war or he was fired will probably come out in the next few days or weeks. It is probably reasonable to assume three things:

First, a general or flag officer who is a Petraeus-level sycophant will take over as CENTCOM.

Second, an attack against or war with Iran is in the near future.

And third, we may soon fondly reminisce about the days when gasoline cost only $4 a gallon.

(You just knew that they had to be lying about sending Lord Voldemort on a peace mission, didn't you?)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Darth Cheney? On a peace mission? Maybe on a Death Star class peace mission. After all, if you vaporize Alderaan, there's peace -- the peace of the grave, maybe, but peace.

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