Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, March 28, 2008

Damn Cell Phone Companies

Everybody who has a cell phone has a unique number assigned to it: The phone number. Yet the goddamn cell phone companies give you an account number that has about fifteen digits or so which have nothing to do with the phone number.

I don't know why those idiots do it that way. It makes no sense.

1 comment:

deadstick said...

Easy. You need to know two things, your account number and your password, to log into your account. If your phone number were your account number, everybody who knows your phone number would only have to guess ONE thing -- and that is orders of magnitude easier.

Especially, in a great many cases, if they've met your pets.