Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Caturday

I have a white cotton throw over my bed so the cats can lie on it without getting hair and other stuff on my sheets. George, my little shitcake, thinks sheets are the best place to lie upon.


Here he is on my (messy) kitchen table, warming his ass with a wool scarf.

2 comments:

zanyhunter said...

I have a cat (one of about 6 that own the house I share with them) who feels it is his job to keep the top of my head warm at night by sleeping on my pillow between the headboard and my head. I suppose this also keeps me from banging my head on the headboard when one of the other cats uses my foot for a scratching post.

Anonymous said...

George is a hairy motherfucker!