Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Good Intentions

I had every intention of doing a serious blog post, but I have two cats that have been competing for lap time for the last 40 minutes.

There was a commercial on for "Roundup Pump," a weed killer. So, if you were to use that to write "ASSHOLE" on George Bush's lawn, would that show up on Google Earth?

Just asking. Not advocating. Don't do it.
Posted by on or about 07:14

1 comment:

CrankyProf said...

I haven't done it on a politicians' or public officials' lawn, but I have used RoundUp for such nefarious purposes....

It takes about three bottles to do a proper job of it. Three-foot high letters, about two inches thick...

3/19/2008 7:48 AM

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