Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 24, 2008

Did You Lose a Loved One in Iraq?

Then Vice President Voldemort Cheney has a message for you, and it is this:

"Your loved one volunteered, tough shit for them. Go fuck yourself."

Well, not in those words, at least not the last two phrases. But certainly the first one.

Note also this whopper of a line: "The president carries the biggest burden, obviously."

Yeah. I bet that if you are sitting in your living room, looking at the photograph of your dead daughter or if you just came home from the hospital from working with your husband to help him deal with the effects of a devastating injury, your heart just bleeds for the president and his burden.

If either one of those fuckers had a functioning soul, let alone a shred of honor, they'd have committed seppuku years ago in penance for their lies.

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