Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 10, 2008

Oh, For Crying Out Loud; Moronic Democrats Edition

Eliot Spitzer, governor of New York, has been caught up in a prostitution ring.

Fucking dumbass. He built a good career of crime-fighting and anti-corruption and taking on the monied interests and he's going down in flames because he can't keep his dick in his pants.

Moron.

(Of course, the real difference here is that if he were a Republican, he'd have gotten caught with a man or a small boy. Or maybe a barnyard animal...)

UPDATE: It's 2030 EDT. There's a good chance by now that Silda Spitzer has ripped Eliot's balls off.

UPDATE II: He may have violated the Mann Act? (no Coulter jokes, please) That's a long stretch in the Federal slam.

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