Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, March 23, 2008

America's Face to the World

We are rapidly becoming known as a nation of petty, intolerant goons.

The Times of London is not a lefty newspaper. It is part of the Murdoch empire. Yet this article portrays the people of Immigration and Customs Enforcement as a bunch of petty-ass little tyrants, people who probably formerly worked at Sheremetyevo Airport before the fall of the Soviet Union and who were unemployed until the Bush Administration needed to swell the ranks of Customs with humorless thugs.

That must be hard work for ICE and DHS, protecting the homeland against avant garde British artists.

Way to win friends around the world, guys.

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