Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 10, 2008

Oh, For Crying Out Loud; Iraq War Edition

Doug Feith, the man who Gen. Franks referred to as "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet," has written a 900 page book. Apparently it takes that many pages to explain, in nauseating detail, that no, it wasn't his fault that the terms "Iraq War" and "clusterfuck" will be linked for decades.

About the only thing in the book that is making news is that Bush declared "war is inevitable" months before the war started. So even if the weapons inspectors found that Saddam had turned the weapons production sites into greenhouses growing flowers, Bush still would have started his war.

Second, KBR, the company that cannot be bothered to pay employment taxes, has been supplying our soldiers with contaminated water. Way to go, you dollar-thirsty patriots.

(H/T to the Alternate Brain and WTF is it Now)

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