Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Clock Ticketh

As of 1:01 PM Eastern Time, we will have less than 300 days left in the Reign of the Baboon King.
Posted by on or about 07:33

3 comments:

Mooneyguy said...

Not to be picky, but:

"Section 1. The terms of the President and Vice President shall end at noon on the 20th day of January..."

I only mention it because I noticed that our clocks differ by an hour and if I'm right, they've got one hour less than some think.

Jim

3/27/2008 11:36 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Jim,

But you have to take into account the difference between EDT and EST.

3/27/2008 11:52 AM
Mooneyguy said...

Oh, great, where's my E6-B when I need it?

3/27/2008 9:27 PM

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