Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Clock Ticketh

As of 1:01 PM Eastern Time, we will have less than 300 days left in the Reign of the Baboon King.
Posted by on or about 07:33

3 comments:

Mooneyguy said...

Not to be picky, but:

"Section 1. The terms of the President and Vice President shall end at noon on the 20th day of January..."

I only mention it because I noticed that our clocks differ by an hour and if I'm right, they've got one hour less than some think.

Jim

3/27/2008 11:36 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Jim,

But you have to take into account the difference between EDT and EST.

3/27/2008 11:52 AM
Mooneyguy said...

Oh, great, where's my E6-B when I need it?

3/27/2008 9:27 PM

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