Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 28, 2008

Why Wal-Mart Executives Should be Beaten Like Gongs


I'll bet somewhere there are Wal-Mart executives and lawyers high-fiving each other and drinking champagne because they managed to score a victory over a woman with disabling brain damage. I'll bet money that they go home each night, proud of doing a good job for their company.

Wal-Mart had $90 billion in sales in one quarter. Their 3rd quarter profit for 2007 was almost $3 billion. You think that if they had one spark of humanity left in their blackened, blasted souls, that they would have not tried to recover a few hundred grand from a woman suffering both a severe brain injury and who then lost her son in Iraq.

But no, you'd be wrong. They are soulless, evil, twisted greedy creatures. Vultures prey on the sick. So do Wal-Mart executives.

2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

i would NEVER shop at wal mart -- and the residents of NYC have fought to keep them out -- and have won so far./ i am sure that wont last

CrankyProf said...

I fucking hate Wal*Mart with a passion. Unfortunately, so many damn people shop there (because we need more cheap China-made crap!) that they will probably end up owning our asses one day.