Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Dana Perino's Impending Surgery

Her nose is getting so long from promulgating lies on behalf of the Bush Administration that she is going to need to have a red warning flag attached to the end of her nose.

"The president welcomes robust and healthy debate," she said.

That's one hell of a whopper of a lie. As far as I know, every Bush Administration insider who has left and written about their experiences has said that Bush equates disagreement with disloyalty. Bush has a well-deserved reputation as being detached from details and being intolerant of anyone expresses any dissent. Unless you work directly for Cheney, you are expected to be a "loyal Bushie", which means doing your best impression of a bobblehead doll.

Bush welcomes "healthy debate" in the same way as you would welcome a root canal without anesthetic.

We would have been better off electing Governor lePetomaine

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