Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 7, 2008

Why Oil is Over $100 a Barrel

Any questions?






In 2000, people were complaining that gasoline cost $1.54 a gallon and there were stories about how people were "feeling the pinch." Now, after over seven years of Bush's firm leadership, people would sell their children into slavery for gasoline that cost only $1.54 a gallon. The price of a barrel of oil was $22.90 eight years ago, which means thanks, in large measure, to Bush's policies, the price of a barrel of crude oil has quadrupled.

One war against a major oil producer with a second war in the offing. Complete resistance to any programs to encourage conservation. No real action (other than a couple bouts of speechfying) on alternative energy sources. And when ExxonMobil is racking up profits of $40 billion a year, he seems to think that they need tax breaks.

But that's the way he thinks: If you are doing well, Bush will make sure you have more money.
On the other hand, if you are not doing well, the message from Bush can be summed up in three words: Go fuck yourself.

2 comments:

CrankyProf said...

Was there tongue involved, and which orifice was it inserted in to?

Comrade Misfit said...

CP, you have *no* idea how much I didn't want to think of that.