Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 31, 2008

How To Tell When They Have Nailed the Bastards

Whenever someone resigns a high governmental or corporate job "in order to spend more time with their family," odds are good that either they were fired or an indictment is forthcoming. Or both.

Housing and Urban Development Secretary Alphonso Jackson has submitted his resignation. For this one, the indictment for various acts of corruption seems to not be too far away.

How refreshing: A GOP politician who is being charged for something other than criminal solicitation of sex or sexual abuse of a child. Sort of "old school" of him.


Phil said...

( small typo in the headline)

Good riddance to this arrogant prick.
You heard about his little shrine to himself in the lobby of HUD I suppose.
This guy FINALLY got the sunshine treatment and true to form like a Bushie, his family suddenly comes first.

Comrade Misfit said...

Fixed, thanks!

deadstick said...

Well, I've seen a couple of cases where it meant "You can take this job and shove it" -- but not this time.