Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 14, 2008

Rules are Different for Corporations

Have you noticed this: When the "conservatives" in the Bush Administration want corporations or financial institutions to institute reforms or change their practices, they ask them to do things differently and it is all voluntary.

"Oh, pretty please, Mister Big Polluter, we would be so grateful if you cut back on carbon emissions, if even a little." "Mister Sub-Prime Lender, will you please do due diligence on your loans from now on?"

All voluntary. Never any teeth to the requests.

But when the lawmakers (and this goes for both parties) want us, the voters, to do something differently, they pass criminal laws against what they don't want us to do. They make it a felony. Or they figure out another way to make a change in our behavior more or less mandatory.

They'll trust the corporations and banks to "do what's right" without any attempt to compel them. But they never give us the same benefit of the doubt.

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